Choosing A Mobile Phone And How Not To Have Sunday Morning Sex

Choosing A Mobile Phone And How Not To Have Sunday Morning Sex

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparents’ house to visit her ninety-five-year-old grandmother to comfort her.  When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.” Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly a hundred years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble?

“Oh no, my dear,” replied granny. “Many years ago, realising our advanced age, we worked out the best time to do it was when the church bells started to ring.  It was just the right rhythm. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.”  She paused to wipe away a tear and continued, “He’d still be a